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Meeting Babes

Postby turbinedude » Tue Nov 26, 2013 1:25 am

Hey Whatsup Everyone,

I have a general question.
Has anyone ever scored as a direct result of kiteboarding (other than big air)?
I know Sir Richard Branson has, but he's fucking sir Richard Branson.
Or is kiteboarding something that you have to hide from prospective mates until you've got them hooked?

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Re: Meeting Babes

Postby schwede » Tue Nov 26, 2013 8:55 am

A couple years ago a girl posted on Craigslist she was in town and looking for someone to show her the Bay. I jumped on that opportunity and was able to score. I have seen several guys at bars throwing out I am extreme!! I am kiteboarder!! I am like Good for you Bro but so is everyone else in SF these days. Doesn't matter if you are a kiteboarder or not, guys that have game are always going to meet the babes.
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Re: Meeting Babes

Postby krongsak » Tue Nov 26, 2013 2:30 pm

This thread is in the lead for the "Douche thread of the week" award.

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Re: Meeting Babes

Postby waves are good » Tue Nov 26, 2013 3:12 pm the first two posers posting on this thread: you are definitely douche bags posting the douche thread of the year (if not the all time douche thread of BAK).

Try having a touch of class and you might get a date. Contrary to popular belief here and at the kite beaches, kiting doesn't make you all that cool. It is just another relatively easy sport. No one gives a shit. Especially quality woman.

Good luck. The sport has turned quite douche over the years as folks just think they are oh so cool just because they can kite.

Thanks to all the cool, humble without ego kiters that quietly throw down the highest caliber riding at our local beaches. Those are the folks that have my respect, not the douche-bags that post the above shit.

PS....with this kind of quality junk in the Forums these days, it won't be sad when Ollie shuts it down.
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Re: Meeting Babes

Postby le noun » Tue Nov 26, 2013 5:13 pm

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Re: Meeting Babes

Postby kitenaked » Tue Nov 26, 2013 9:26 pm

Kill it. Sounds too much like kitescoop or kiteforum.

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Re: Meeting Babes

Postby Loscocco » Tue Nov 26, 2013 9:27 pm

yeah bro.. thats the only reason i kite.
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Re: Meeting Babes

Postby yojimbo » Tue Nov 26, 2013 9:55 pm

Hahaha. Only thing you will meet kiting are other guys. I remember the scene at one of the hotels on kite beach in Cabarete. There were several guys around one girl in a bikini by the pool, I got the sense that it was like a pack of wolves taking down a kill. The hotels are pretty basic there and it is not what I would call conducive to finding women.

Meanwhile I was staying with my wife at an eco-resort about 20 minutes away. Really sweet place with its own yoga pagoda on the beach. It was the exact opposite, way more babes then guys.

Kiteboarding and kite beaches=sausage fests

They even offer female only kiteboarding vacations.

For meeting the ladies, I highly recommend getting into yoga and pilates. It is great training for kiting and has the added benefit that women outnumber men something like 10 to 1.

The lady that created the Lulu app, which rates men, met her current boyfriend, who is Branson's nephew at a Kiteboarding confab
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Re: Meeting Babes

Postby OliverG » Wed Nov 27, 2013 8:14 am

kitenaked wrote:Kill it. Sounds too much like kitescoop or kiteforum.

I know huh? Funny thing is, one of the earlier prospects for acquiring this forum was deciding whether to put some money into this forum or kitescoop, which seems to be for 14 year kiteboarding males...
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Re: Meeting Babes

Postby etxxz » Wed Nov 27, 2013 1:48 pm

sounds like endofseasonitis. its extreme. yaw.
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