ANYBODY UP FOR SOME NUDE KITEBOARDING??

[windhorny]

Chris you have no excuse with your name. :)

[kitenaked]

Alright Yuri, i will give it a shot....but with your name, you might need to cinch down the seat harness...

[schwede]

I almost got it up to go to pull this off last Friday in Alameda but tested out the conditions by the parking lot and wow that wind stings down there after a few minutes. Also I recommend using a waist harness after playing around and now having some chafe marks down there from my seat one. Things are looking promising this week with nicer weather so anybody up for say Wed or Thursday?? Maybe we could have some fun with this and make it a competitive event? Like longest in the water and for the more adventurous like a body dragging race, may hurt though.


I know a some of you are afraid unfortunately due to size constraints but no concerns as no one will be judging that. I am a shower vs a grower so no worries on my end.

Come out and get some!!

[windhorny]

shower or a grower?

Ah crap, I am an innie, not even an outtie.

[reyrivera]

Be careful doing this in Alameda as it is illegal to expose yourself in public.

It is legal to do it in Santa Cruz as long as you don't get a hard on, though for women, I don't know how cops can detect an overly sexually excited woman. Maybe you are better off doing it at a legally sanctioned public nude beach.

http://www.ci.alameda.ca.us/gov/municipal_code.html

ARTICLE VII.
INDECENT EXPOSURE

4-42
EXPOSURE OF PERSON.

4-42.1 Nude Figures or Indecent Advertisements.

It shall be unlawful for any person to display for advertising purposes, upon any billboard or advertising sign board, or upon or in any window, or upon any building or fence or in any public place, any delineation of any nude human figure, or any other matter or thing of an indecent or immoral nature, or shocking or offensive to the moral sense.

(Ord. No. 535 N.S. § 18-412)

[bkkowta]

^^^ LOL

[jono]

schwede: The NLP doesn't work over the Internetz, so give it up ;).

Allow me to summarize:

I almost got it up...by the parking lot ... after a few minutes...after playing around...having some chafe marks down there...

Things are looking promising ...so anybody up..??? Maybe we could have some fun with this...? ...longest in the water...like a body dragging...may hurt though.

...you are afraid...due to size constraints but no concerns....

I am a shower vs a grower...on my end.

Wow, that worked better than I expected after the initial detection ;). :-" :-" :-"

Also, I'd just suggest you take care -- while the human form is natural and can be beautiful, there are other people -- *who have kids* -- who might not look upon it in such a friendly way. Also, I can promise a naked guy with just a kite harness on in the parking lot in Alameda will not go over well with Alameda PD.

Alameda is NOT the right place to do this, Sherman, behind the second island in the morning is a much better idea ;).

[schwede]

Jono you know I got lucky 12 inches of manhood so I got no shame 60 or 80 degrees. If there are families I will respect the situation. i know maui mike also and I will get his ok first

[jono]

:^o :^o :^o :^o :^o :^o

Oh no he didnut...

:^o :^o :^o :^o :^o :^o

[adamrod]

A real man goes totally nude....there are photos of lou wainman kiting naked in hawaii...no harness no leash no straps....that's how you do it folks....in head high hawaii waves no less