Has anyone tried the Dakine Nitrous Harness Shorts?

OliverG · Post by **OliverG** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 8:10 pm

kitekarl wrote:
Pablito, you need the ghetto booty conversion kit and some beans and rice to hold your shorts up. There aint enough fat in that organic produce.

Hahaha! You got to bulk up! A Nicaraguan friend of mine feels that beans and rice are important for strength and stamina...

"Mas frijoles!"

kitekarl · Post by **kitekarl** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 9:04 pm

BayAreaKite wrote:
kitekarl wrote:
Pablito, you need the ghetto booty conversion kit and some beans and rice to hold your shorts up. There aint enough fat in that organic produce.
Hahaha! You got to bulk up! A Nicaraguan friend of mine feels that beans and rice are important for strength and stamina...

"Mas frijoles!"

"Red beans and rice did miss her" -Sir Mix-a-lot.

OliverG · Post by **OliverG** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 9:34 pm

Sir Mix-a-lot has really got a way with words allright, he's the man, right? A real ghetto poet...

"I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin for a piece of that bubble"

"To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You aint it miss thing
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her"

dewey · Post by **dewey** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 10:44 pm

Pablito wrote:Karl,
You're starting to sound like Dewey.

I got the Nitrous because I don't have a "seat" for a "seat harness".

I was going to say that until I saw Karl's post. Good job Karl

windhorny · Post by **windhorny** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 1:50 am

kitekarl wrote:
BayAreaKite wrote:
kitekarl wrote:
Pablito, you need the ghetto booty conversion kit and some beans and rice to hold your shorts up. There aint enough fat in that organic produce.
Hahaha! You got to bulk up! A Nicaraguan friend of mine feels that beans and rice are important for strength and stamina...

"Mas frijoles!"
"Red beans and rice did miss her" -Sir Mix-a-lot.

thats funny I always thought that line said "didn't miss her."

kitekarl · Post by **kitekarl** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 1:14 pm

I stand corrected and hang my butt cheeks in shame. :mrgreen:

Pablito · Post by **Pablito** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 3:35 pm

All that last post needed was a word bubble coming from the fat shaved cat's mouth. I'm still trying to get THAT image out of my head.

Be careful, Karl, people on this site sometimes identify people's avatars with their personalities :mrgreen: Just ask Yoko/Hana.

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