Boaters dropping fat deuces up at the second island at sherm

consumer · Post by **consumer** » Sun Sep 05, 2010 11:45 am

So yep,

The second island smells like rotting human flesh ( I work in a human anatomy cadaver lab). Sure enough late day yesterday this South Asian origin crew hops off and pops a fat squat (without gobble) right on the island.

Loads of loafs up there?

Loscocco · Post by **Loscocco** » Sun Sep 05, 2010 12:29 pm

Funniest thread in a while.. i don't even know where to start on this one...lol

kief · Post by **kief** » Sun Sep 05, 2010 2:00 pm

i'm missing the humor here,

i play in that water.

consumer · Post by **consumer** » Sun Sep 05, 2010 7:47 pm

This is no joke- there were several soft serve coiled Maxsteamers up there. I'm contacting my lawyer about this for the punitive damages to my olfactory bulb.

kief · Post by **kief** » Sun Sep 05, 2010 9:14 pm

OK,now that's funny :mrgreen:

windhorny · Post by **windhorny** » Sun Sep 05, 2010 11:16 pm

I can leave one of those kitty litter scoops on the island if you want.

sloughslut · Post by **sloughslut** » Sun Sep 05, 2010 11:20 pm

cant you use it to lube up the sliders?

Ragman · Post by **Ragman** » Mon Sep 06, 2010 1:15 am

Maybe they ran out of stinkbait?

maxsteamer · Post by **maxsteamer** » Mon Sep 06, 2010 2:38 am

consumer wrote:So yep,

The second island smells like rotting human flesh ( I work in a human anatomy cadaver lab). Sure enough late day yesterday this South Asian origin crew hops off and pops a fat squat (without gobble) right on the island.

Loads of loafs up there?

Damm...I saw that???... I remember that smell coming from your kite sometime back?? now that I think about it.. but I thought maybe they worked at the lab with you?? they did yell there he is ? let us off here!! STOP!!! I said how do you know this guy they said he spent the night with us and told us not to follow him here.. but we had to see him squat on the water like he did last night on our legs...lucky I found him??... he poped my cherry when he removed my padd...not sure but I think he's hooking lines up to my padd??? I said no that is his kite and I don't think padds have pig tails on them?? she says... mine do how do you think the dam thing stays on my pumtang. LOL " :lol: " I rest my case as the smell on the island is now consumed by the kiter.

Well Now!!.. we have a name for the second island ( Consumers kite Padd )

consumer · Post by **consumer** » Mon Sep 06, 2010 7:36 am

maxsteamer wrote:
Well Now!!.. we have a name for the second island ( Consumers kite Padd )

Sweet ! Now I have my own spot to rival Shellgate ;)

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