Check yer danged kiteleashes
Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2010 12:32 am
I'm getting tired of hauling in people I find forlornly treading water looking in the direction of their kite vanishing towards the horizon. Four times already this season at third I've brought in a kiter who was like, my leash just broke! First words are always, "can you see my kite?"
Here's the deal. If you're riding the same leash you did last year, it's a candidate to fail on you. Salt water is narsty shit. Just ask any sailboat owner. If you're still riding the leash you got last year do yourself a favor and attach it something that won't move and try to break it. If it breaks, congrats, you need a new leash instead of a new kite.
*Yes, by posting this I am so setting myself up for losing one of my own kites. I've poured some rum into the ground to appease my Loa.
**Tomorrow I'll be attaching my "good" leash to the wall of my building and yanking on it like a motherfucker. My neighbours already think I'm weird from the post-session times in the elevator. "Why does he smell like one of the homeless? Honey, ignore him and maybe he won't ask us for money."
***If you see a kiter lose their kite after being separated from their board, please bring the board back to the kiter. A kiter with a board can be brought back to their kite with tandem riding downwind. Besides, the board gives the swimming kiter a bit of floatation.
Here's the deal. If you're riding the same leash you did last year, it's a candidate to fail on you. Salt water is narsty shit. Just ask any sailboat owner. If you're still riding the leash you got last year do yourself a favor and attach it something that won't move and try to break it. If it breaks, congrats, you need a new leash instead of a new kite.
*Yes, by posting this I am so setting myself up for losing one of my own kites. I've poured some rum into the ground to appease my Loa.
**Tomorrow I'll be attaching my "good" leash to the wall of my building and yanking on it like a motherfucker. My neighbours already think I'm weird from the post-session times in the elevator. "Why does he smell like one of the homeless? Honey, ignore him and maybe he won't ask us for money."
***If you see a kiter lose their kite after being separated from their board, please bring the board back to the kiter. A kiter with a board can be brought back to their kite with tandem riding downwind. Besides, the board gives the swimming kiter a bit of floatation.