The Grinch that Stole Alameda
Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 4:14 pm
EveryWho down in AlamedaVille liked Kitesurfing a lot, but the Grinch who lived just North of Crown Beach, certainly did not!
The Grinch hated Kitesurfers who did not buy from IT. But don't ask me why - no one quite knows or understands its wit. It could be ITS head is not screwed on right. It could be perhaps that ITS board's straps are simply too tight. But I think that the most likely reason of all, is simply that its heart is two sizes too small.
And whatever the reason, be it tight straps or small heart, IT stood there at Crown, hating North Kites. Staring down from its shack and with a big sour, it stared at the kiters at three o'clock hour. "They're pumping those Norths," it said with a sneer. "It's a demo, not to be held here!" Then it growled with its fingers nervously drumming. "I must find a way to stop more North kiters from COMING!"
Many WhoKiters came to see the Rhino 08. The North Team arrived, and nobody was late! The WhoKiters young and old were trying to kitesurf and FEAST, but this the Grinch couldn't stand the least.
And the more they pumped, the more the Grinch thought, I must make sure that their sponsors are caught!
But how?
Then it got an idea, an awful idea. THE GRINCH GOT A WONDERFUL AWFUL IDEA. "I know just what to do." The Grinch laughed in its throat. And it made a quick call to the men in blue coats. And it chuckled and clucked. "What a great Grinchy trick." With the cops at the beach, they'll be gone in a nick! These are not F1's, these are not Naish, and these North Kiters will be gone in a flash!
The Grinch slithered and slunk with a smile most unpleasant... And WhoKiters were harassed by police omnipresent. Rhinos, and Rebels, even Vegas where there, but the Grinch said "this is nonsense, they've no right to my lair."
The WhoKiters left and the demo was stopped. There was no doubt, that the demo had flopped. The Grinch returned home with its heart made of stone, happy to know that few Norths had been flown.
A few days later, the WhoKiters moved to Sherman. There was wind, and a BBQ, and no Grinch to be squirmin'! IT HADN'T STOPPED KITING. North's, Cabrinha's Naish's and F1's were THERE TOO! And the Grinch with its cold feet and cold heart was, puzzling and puzzling. "How could it be so, how could this be TRUE!"
Kitesurfing IT learned, does not come from a store. Maybe kiting, means just a little bit more!
Epilog:
At this time we're still waiting, for the Grinch's heart to grow. We all wish for IT to have a heart that will glow. And when it does, the minute that it does, it will not feel so tight, it will rush to the beach with a brand new North kite.
And IT ITSELF, will pump up this kite, in memory of Don, (who loved Rhinos and Vegas), but has now moved on.
In "Miracle in 34th Street", they realized it too. Sending business to your competition is better than writs of prohibition... And all this makes for bigger hearts, in this community of Who.
The Grinch hated Kitesurfers who did not buy from IT. But don't ask me why - no one quite knows or understands its wit. It could be ITS head is not screwed on right. It could be perhaps that ITS board's straps are simply too tight. But I think that the most likely reason of all, is simply that its heart is two sizes too small.
And whatever the reason, be it tight straps or small heart, IT stood there at Crown, hating North Kites. Staring down from its shack and with a big sour, it stared at the kiters at three o'clock hour. "They're pumping those Norths," it said with a sneer. "It's a demo, not to be held here!" Then it growled with its fingers nervously drumming. "I must find a way to stop more North kiters from COMING!"
Many WhoKiters came to see the Rhino 08. The North Team arrived, and nobody was late! The WhoKiters young and old were trying to kitesurf and FEAST, but this the Grinch couldn't stand the least.
And the more they pumped, the more the Grinch thought, I must make sure that their sponsors are caught!
But how?
Then it got an idea, an awful idea. THE GRINCH GOT A WONDERFUL AWFUL IDEA. "I know just what to do." The Grinch laughed in its throat. And it made a quick call to the men in blue coats. And it chuckled and clucked. "What a great Grinchy trick." With the cops at the beach, they'll be gone in a nick! These are not F1's, these are not Naish, and these North Kiters will be gone in a flash!
The Grinch slithered and slunk with a smile most unpleasant... And WhoKiters were harassed by police omnipresent. Rhinos, and Rebels, even Vegas where there, but the Grinch said "this is nonsense, they've no right to my lair."
The WhoKiters left and the demo was stopped. There was no doubt, that the demo had flopped. The Grinch returned home with its heart made of stone, happy to know that few Norths had been flown.
A few days later, the WhoKiters moved to Sherman. There was wind, and a BBQ, and no Grinch to be squirmin'! IT HADN'T STOPPED KITING. North's, Cabrinha's Naish's and F1's were THERE TOO! And the Grinch with its cold feet and cold heart was, puzzling and puzzling. "How could it be so, how could this be TRUE!"
Kitesurfing IT learned, does not come from a store. Maybe kiting, means just a little bit more!
Epilog:
At this time we're still waiting, for the Grinch's heart to grow. We all wish for IT to have a heart that will glow. And when it does, the minute that it does, it will not feel so tight, it will rush to the beach with a brand new North kite.
And IT ITSELF, will pump up this kite, in memory of Don, (who loved Rhinos and Vegas), but has now moved on.
In "Miracle in 34th Street", they realized it too. Sending business to your competition is better than writs of prohibition... And all this makes for bigger hearts, in this community of Who.