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flying crap machines
Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 6:04 pm
by max
a tip for people as unobservant as I am: The grass behind the shack at Alameda is *littered* with Canadian Goose presents. As I was rolling up my kite yesterday I noticed a splotch of greenish yellow goo on it, wondered out loud, "WTF is THAT?!" And then noticed that I was standing in a sea of goose turds in various states of liquidity. Maybe the lawn mowers will grind them up (the turds, not the geese)
Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 9:56 pm
by average_male
Max, very well said. Ha Ha!!!
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 3:15 pm
by pipedragon
Actually the geese are a major problem. They polutte the bay as their turds cause setimint that lasts for years. They are becoming a major problem in Lake Tahoe as well. I think soon they are making it open season to kill them but not sure. You know how California is!
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 7:22 pm
by moblvet
Ya right, major, major problem, compare peoples shit in sediment to theirs, they were here first, now at a much reduced population, and we are out of control.
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 9:19 pm
by OliverG
Moblvet, you got that right, people should leave the geese alone, geez...
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 10:36 pm
by windhorny
I do admit I think of running those geese over everytime i roll in the lot. But I also think of rolling over our future generation of F-ups-aka kids, as well. Next time I am at costco I am getting the bulk Alka Seltzer.
Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 9:50 am
by Bob
Some communities use herding dogs to harrass the geese and to chase them out of the parks and kite launch areas.
Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 10:45 am
by windhorny
"General" get em'!