Surfer killed by shark near Santa Barbara

[SFPete]

That's the way it usually happens. One bite, and it spits you out. Gotta survive that massive bite though.

[wjb]

Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces.

[sloughslut]

The great Robert Shaw

[SFPete]

Farewell and adieu to my fair Spanish ladies...

[tomerp]

Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces.

Consider becoming a script writer for horror films

[Aloha]

Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces.

Consider becoming a script writer for horror films

And that Peter Benchley and Carl Gottlieb certainly did

[sloughslut]

How did they know the girl in jaws had dandruff? (they found her head and shoulders on the beach)

[SFPete]

Script writer? Benchley? Come on, that was 100% Robert Shaw - one of the best movie ad libs of all time.