Flyin' a Motherf*cking Kite (sing along)
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(lyrics below sung to the tune of Motherf*cking Bike by Sons of Science)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgCqz3l33kU[/video]
Finished my lessons, where do I go now?
Sherman? Bodega? Got me a GoJoe.
Impact vest and a Craig's List kite...
Hope I remember how to run my lines right
My seat harness is ready to raunch...
When I give a thumbs up for a super hot launch
Send my kite for a nice broad reach...
But forgot to pull my safety and got dragged across the beach
Flyin' a motherf*cking kite
Stayed upwind with the 3rd Ave crew...
Sonny set me straight when I showed up and was new
GoPro vids under the bridge at Crissy...
Fog shut down the wind and the Coast Guard had to get me
Flyin' a motherf*cking kite
Lost my straps, don't need no vices...
Gonna post on the forum 'bout the carpool crisis
Bitching and complaining about Waddell on a weekend...
Takes some time to get there when you're so far inland
Bulldog sez: "Straps will be relics of history"...
Stuck his foot in his mouth, probably didn't mean to dis me
Strapped, strapless, make your bottom turn glide...
We can all have fun together - just get out and ride!
Flyin' a motherf*ucking kite
(post your own verse below)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgCqz3l33kU[/video]
Finished my lessons, where do I go now?
Sherman? Bodega? Got me a GoJoe.
Impact vest and a Craig's List kite...
Hope I remember how to run my lines right
My seat harness is ready to raunch...
When I give a thumbs up for a super hot launch
Send my kite for a nice broad reach...
But forgot to pull my safety and got dragged across the beach
Flyin' a motherf*cking kite
Stayed upwind with the 3rd Ave crew...
Sonny set me straight when I showed up and was new
GoPro vids under the bridge at Crissy...
Fog shut down the wind and the Coast Guard had to get me
Flyin' a motherf*cking kite
Lost my straps, don't need no vices...
Gonna post on the forum 'bout the carpool crisis
Bitching and complaining about Waddell on a weekend...
Takes some time to get there when you're so far inland
Bulldog sez: "Straps will be relics of history"...
Stuck his foot in his mouth, probably didn't mean to dis me
Strapped, strapless, make your bottom turn glide...
We can all have fun together - just get out and ride!
Flyin' a motherf*ucking kite
(post your own verse below)
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Re: Flyin' a Motherf*cking Kite (sing along)
(original lyrics here:) http://www.lyricsreg.com/lyrics/sons+of ... king+Bike/
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Re: Flyin' a Motherf*cking Kite (sing along)
buahahaha! :mrgreen: =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>
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Re: Flyin' a Motherf*cking Kite (sing along)
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Re: Flyin' a Motherf*cking Kite (sing along)
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Re: Flyin' a Motherf*cking Kite (sing along)
Chasing my board cuz I removed my straps
Locals are laughing as they are doing some laps
Gotta move closer to the coast, this commute is lame
Always alone even in the carpool lane
Too much diss'ing thinking that I am always right
Another long drive home tonight
An elusive trick to nail
Now got whitey on my tail
Better my chances, perhaps
Next time getting the straps
Flyin' a motherf*cking kite!
Locals are laughing as they are doing some laps
Gotta move closer to the coast, this commute is lame
Always alone even in the carpool lane
Too much diss'ing thinking that I am always right
Another long drive home tonight
An elusive trick to nail
Now got whitey on my tail
Better my chances, perhaps
Next time getting the straps
Flyin' a motherf*cking kite!
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Re: Flyin' a Motherf*cking Kite (sing along)
It is easy to get online & be grumpy
The commute from the valley is hot & bumpy
Had to share my opinion on the strap
Did not plan on all this crap
Will always tell you largest kite is a 9 meter
Hope the double digit does not make me a cheater
Flyin’ a mother*ucking kite
My opinion might come across strong
It is just drive home is so darn long
It is all good, don’t be mad
Just keep dreaming of a beach pad
The post was simple, it meant no harm
I am now back home, on the dirt farm
Flyin’ a mother*ucking kite
The commute from the valley is hot & bumpy
Had to share my opinion on the strap
Did not plan on all this crap
Will always tell you largest kite is a 9 meter
Hope the double digit does not make me a cheater
Flyin’ a mother*ucking kite
My opinion might come across strong
It is just drive home is so darn long
It is all good, don’t be mad
Just keep dreaming of a beach pad
The post was simple, it meant no harm
I am now back home, on the dirt farm
Flyin’ a mother*ucking kite
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