Flyin' a Motherf*cking Kite (sing along)

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Flyin' a Motherf*cking Kite (sing along)

Postby WindMuch » Thu Sep 13, 2012 10:13 pm

(lyrics below sung to the tune of Motherf*cking Bike by Sons of Science)



Finished my lessons, where do I go now?
Sherman? Bodega? Got me a GoJoe.
Impact vest and a Craig's List kite...
Hope I remember how to run my lines right
My seat harness is ready to raunch...
When I give a thumbs up for a super hot launch
Send my kite for a nice broad reach...
But forgot to pull my safety and got dragged across the beach
Flyin' a motherf*cking kite

Stayed upwind with the 3rd Ave crew...
Sonny set me straight when I showed up and was new
GoPro vids under the bridge at Crissy...
Fog shut down the wind and the Coast Guard had to get me
Flyin' a motherf*cking kite

Lost my straps, don't need no vices...
Gonna post on the forum 'bout the carpool crisis
Bitching and complaining about Waddell on a weekend...
Takes some time to get there when you're so far inland
Bulldog sez: "Straps will be relics of history"...
Stuck his foot in his mouth, probably didn't mean to dis me
Strapped, strapless, make your bottom turn glide...
We can all have fun together - just get out and ride!
Flyin' a motherf*ucking kite

(post your own verse below)
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Re: Flyin' a Motherf*cking Kite (sing along)

Postby WindMuch » Thu Sep 13, 2012 10:15 pm

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Re: Flyin' a Motherf*cking Kite (sing along)

Postby le noun » Thu Sep 13, 2012 11:10 pm

buahahaha! :mrgreen: =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>
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Re: Flyin' a Motherf*cking Kite (sing along)

Postby Greg » Fri Sep 14, 2012 7:28 am

BEST POST in 3 years MJ0_ MJ0_ MJ0_
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Re: Flyin' a Motherf*cking Kite (sing along)

Postby Jeb Mud » Fri Sep 14, 2012 9:19 am

Hilarious (original biker version and kiter version)
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Re: Flyin' a Motherf*cking Kite (sing along)

Postby floater » Fri Sep 14, 2012 10:43 am

Chasing my board cuz I removed my straps
Locals are laughing as they are doing some laps

Gotta move closer to the coast, this commute is lame
Always alone even in the carpool lane

Too much diss'ing thinking that I am always right
Another long drive home tonight

An elusive trick to nail
Now got whitey on my tail
Better my chances, perhaps
Next time getting the straps

Flyin' a motherf*cking kite!
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Re: Flyin' a Motherf*cking Kite (sing along)

Postby funmilton » Fri Sep 14, 2012 7:59 pm

It is easy to get online & be grumpy
The commute from the valley is hot & bumpy

Had to share my opinion on the strap
Did not plan on all this crap

Will always tell you largest kite is a 9 meter
Hope the double digit does not make me a cheater

Flyin’ a mother*ucking kite


My opinion might come across strong
It is just drive home is so darn long

It is all good, don’t be mad
Just keep dreaming of a beach pad

The post was simple, it meant no harm
I am now back home, on the dirt farm

Flyin’ a mother*ucking kite
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