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Post by pipedragon » Wed Mar 09, 2005 4:12 pm

This is from another site. I edited it to include kiting!!

THE PERFECT DAY-- FOR HER
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8:15 - Wake up to hugs and kisses.
8:30 - Weigh in 2 pounds lighter than yesterday.
8:45 - Breakfast in bed: freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants. Open presents: expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner.
9:15 - Soothing hot bath with Frangipani bath oil.
10:00 - Light work out at club with sexy, funny, personal trainer.
10:30 - Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry.
12:00 - Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe.
12:45 - Catch sight of partner's ex and notices she has gained 17 pounds.
1:00 - Shopping with friends, unlimited credit.
3:00 - Nap
4:00 - Three dozen roses delivered by florist. Card is from "Secret
Admirer".
4:15 - Light work out at club, followed by massage from strong but gentle hunk, who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body.
5:00 - Husband was actually home all day working on the house even though it was perfect wind all day long!!
5:30 - Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe. Parade before full length mirror.
7:30 - Candle-lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/dancers.
10:00 - Hot shower (alone).
10:50 - Carried to bed . . . (freshly ironed, crisp, new, white linen)
11:00 - Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling.
11:15 - Fall asleep in his big strong arms.

THE PERFECT DAY-- FOR HIM
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6:00 - Alarm
6:15 - Blow job
6:30 - Massive satisfying shit while reading the Sports section.
7:00 - Breakfast: steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all cooked by naked,buxom wench who bends over a lot showing her growler.
7:30 - Limo arrives
7:45 - Several beers en-route to airport
9:15 - Flight in personal Lear Jet.
9:30 - Limo to Pebble Beach G. C. (blow job en-route).
9:45 - Play front nine - 2 under.
11:45 - Lunch: steak and lobster, 3 beers and a bottle of Dom Perignon
12:15 - Blow job.
12:30 - Play back nine - 4 under.
2:15 - Limo back to the airport (several bourbons).
2:30 - Fly to Bahamas.
3:30 - Late afternoon kiting excursion with all female crew, all nude who also pump up your kites for you and launch and land your kite.
4:30 - Land a double kite loop, unhooked of course.
5.00 - Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson (bending over, naturally).
6:45 - Shit, Shower and Shave.
7:00 - Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated.
7:30 - Dinner: lobster appetizers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy filet steak followed by Ice-cream.
9:00 - Napoleon Brandy and Habanos cigar in front of wall-size TV as you watch football game.
9:30 - Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies...some bending over).
11:00 - Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer.
11:30 - A night cap blow job.
11:45 - In bed alone.
11:50 - A 22 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room.
11:51 - Laugh yourself to sleep.

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Post by OliverG » Wed Mar 09, 2005 6:56 pm

Wow, there sure seems to be a lot of contrast between the two respective perfect days!

so

From a woman's prospective...really

Post by so » Thu Mar 10, 2005 12:29 am

THE PERFECT DAY-- FOR HER
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9:30 - Wake up alone
9:35 - Takes puppy out for walk and pick up Starbucks
10:00 - Yoga
10:30 - Oral sex
11:00 - Massage at club
11:30 - Call from top client. Commish of $100K
11:35 - Brunch with best friend to celebrate
12:00 - Check wind
12:30 - On the water..great session. Lighter so can stay on the water longer than heavy, hairy ass men
3:30 - Break for water and food
3:45- On the water again
5:30 -Off the water. Message from guy with perfect body and perfect scent
6:30 - Wine open. Dinner served with smile
7:30 - Coffee. Sex until midnight with boys...but the girls actually last after the first hour...
Midnight - giggle myself asleep

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Post by OliverG » Thu Mar 10, 2005 7:41 am

7:30 to midnight?! I guess that rules me out! :(
Ok guys, look for the girl with the puppy at the launches...

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Post by bdawg » Thu Mar 10, 2005 7:55 am

and she has a starbucks cup in hand.

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Post by fearlu » Thu Mar 10, 2005 8:54 am

And rug-burn it would appear.
Go bigga'

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