Monkeys like trees Best 1 liner gets a HOODY!

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Post by bhsu24 » Tue May 06, 2008 3:01 pm

poetry:

when I ride
look at me
i'll hang my kite in a nearby tree...

when the wind is right
I may take flight
unless that bird sh!$ts on me...
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Post by jono » Tue May 06, 2008 3:03 pm

What's that monkey doing in the tree -- k-i-s-s-i-n-g its ass goodbye!
˙pǝʇɹǝʌuı ǝq ʇɥƃıɯ noʎ 'sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ uɐɔ noʎ ɟı

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Post by jjm » Tue May 06, 2008 4:08 pm

Playing to the judge:

Shit, I should have bought a Slingshot.

(I've seen them come out of the trees at Alameda unscathed)

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Post by dz » Tue May 06, 2008 7:11 pm

Said the monkey to the slingshot, "be my guest knucklehead, knock me out!"
Free your mind and your azz will follow. GC

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Post by doubledogdare » Tue May 06, 2008 7:27 pm

Now go spank your monkey

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Post by KirkTalon » Tue May 06, 2008 7:33 pm

Only 2 places for a monkey...up a tree or on your back!!!
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Post by Loscocco » Tue May 06, 2008 8:36 pm

Monkey C kite? No.. Monkey Bow Kite
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Post by Loscocco » Tue May 06, 2008 8:40 pm

King Kong goes kiting

or
Curious George goes kiting

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Post by sloughslut » Tue May 06, 2008 8:52 pm

Shock the monkey kite
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Post by Loscocco » Tue May 06, 2008 8:59 pm

Freak Dog Kites and Monkey Kites team up after kitemare

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