GGValues-dot-com 2012 Crumb Cup. Official Scores

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Final Results - GGValues-dot-com 2012 Crissy Field Crumb Cup.
Kiteboard Course Racing Event
Official Score
DFL: Felix
Somewhat Likely to Improve: Ariel
Master of Mayhem: Johnny Moth-man
Grand Master FIRST: Celo (Doh! should not have changed the criteria to 45+, whose idea was that anyway?)
Master FIRST: Brown - but only 'cause Morris got 2nd overall and there's a 1-trophy rule!
Women FIRST: Erika - just barely edged out the other women, nice work!
THIRD OVERALL: Stefaans
SECOND OVERALL: Will Morris (would have also won First Master but Brown played the 1-trophy rule and totally snaked it!)
FIRST OVERALL (& REIGNING TWO-TIME CRUMB CUMP CHAMPION): Johnny Heineken

RESULTS, ALL RACERS:
1 Heineken
2 Morris
3 Viljoen
4 Erika
5 Brown
6 Due
7 Johnny the Moth
8 Gorilla
9 Cello
10 Geleynse (nailed top 10, winning!)
11 Ariel
12 Gomes
13 Loscocco
14 Hersher
15 Bowen - 2nd to DFL on the Nugget
16 Felix

ALSO RAN DNS / DNF:
Thai
Tobin
David K.
David S.
Ty Reed

DID NOT EVEN ATTEMPT TO DO ANYTHING:
Cameron

Official Score Keeper
Jeff (Bubble) Fin (has been seen indoors on more than one occasion in 2012)

Ne'er do wells at large:
Jim (Crumb Bum) Keenan (ate food at 'Lils)
Marky Mark (did not show up for 'Lils)

Official Dog:
Bell (wanted to show up at 'Lils and eat stake but someone did not step up...)

Chaparone for official dog:
John