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Postby Greg » Sun Nov 11, 2007 12:30 am

:?: What do you say to a gal in a laundromat? :?:





Ansure:
Never pick up women in a laundromat!!
If she can't afford her own washer how the hell is she going to support you! \:D/
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Postby windhorny » Sun Nov 11, 2007 2:43 am

Did you fart?

Cause you just BLEW me away!
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Postby Proparoo » Sun Nov 11, 2007 12:56 pm

Here you go boys...

http://www.pickuphelp.com/

I guess it works for girls too...
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Postby Greg » Sun Nov 11, 2007 8:20 pm

Rich!, Dude.. you dont want to blow us out of the water with a machine...Whats YOUR line! Help us out here it's suicide season for crists sake, tell us a friggen joke!
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Postby Loscocco » Sun Nov 11, 2007 8:32 pm

one that worked well for me...

Girl "yeah i'm not cool like you"
Me "I know, because your too hot"


I got me sum dat nite!
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Postby Greg » Mon Nov 12, 2007 10:53 pm

Ah! the place'm on a pedestal trick!! Very Nice!!

True story:
Once I had my girl friend standing on a rock while I stood in the river below her, my eyes at her chest level. Just wondering I asked, "if I was this tall would you still want me?". Her responce was so perfect it absolutly blew me away, "sure that way you could ---- me and ---- my ---'s at the same time".
I think that's the moment I fell in love,
G3

How about another??
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Postby windhorny » Mon Nov 12, 2007 11:55 pm

Try what your friend did, you know the guy who laid his wang over the girl's shoulder :) thats always a good ice breaker.
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Postby Greg » Tue Nov 13, 2007 10:11 am

Unfortunitly my wacker wouldn't have the same impact.. besides I'm not into visiting jails and other institutions..

That was one hell of an ice breaker, funny as shit to a warp-o's like Shawn and me but she didn't laugh. I recommend keeping your picker in your pants.

Tell us a joke,
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