Monkeys like trees Best 1 liner gets a HOODY!

by **bhsu24** » Tue May 06, 2008 2:01 pm

poetry:

when I ride
look at me
i'll hang my kite in a nearby tree...

when the wind is right
I may take flight
unless that bird sh!$ts on me...

by **jono** » Tue May 06, 2008 2:03 pm

What's that monkey doing in the tree -- k-i-s-s-i-n-g its ass goodbye!

by **jjm** » Tue May 06, 2008 3:08 pm

Playing to the judge:

Shit, I should have bought a Slingshot.

(I've seen them come out of the trees at Alameda unscathed)

by dz » Tue May 06, 2008 6:11 pm

Said the monkey to the slingshot, "be my guest knucklehead, knock me out!"

by **doubledogdare** » Tue May 06, 2008 6:27 pm

Now go spank your monkey

by **KirkTalon** » Tue May 06, 2008 6:33 pm

Only 2 places for a monkey...up a tree or on your back!!!

by **Loscocco** » Tue May 06, 2008 7:36 pm

Monkey C kite? No.. Monkey Bow Kite

by **Loscocco** » Tue May 06, 2008 7:40 pm

King Kong goes kiting

or
Curious George goes kiting

by **sloughslut** » Tue May 06, 2008 7:52 pm

Shock the monkey kite

by **Loscocco** » Tue May 06, 2008 7:59 pm

Freak Dog Kites and Monkey Kites team up after kitemare