How many

[D]

How many kiteboarders does it take to screw in a light bulb?



Two: one to assist, and one to connect the dead-man safety release system, check for power lines and airports, check for offshore wind, wear an impact vest and helmet, check for hard objects downwind, and check for thermal generating conditions (assuming she has taken a lesson).

[OliverG]

At least it's not an ethnic joke!