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Re: Surfer killed by shark near Santa Barbara

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 9:25 am
by SFPete
That's the way it usually happens. One bite, and it spits you out. Gotta survive that massive bite though.

Re: Surfer killed by shark near Santa Barbara

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 9:58 am
by wjb
Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces.

Re: Surfer killed by shark near Santa Barbara

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 10:50 am
by sloughslut
The great Robert Shaw

Re: Surfer killed by shark near Santa Barbara

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 11:09 am
by SFPete
Farewell and adieu to my fair Spanish ladies...

Surfer killed by shark near Santa Barbara

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 2:59 pm
by tomerp
wjb wrote:Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces.
Consider becoming a script writer for horror films

Re: Surfer killed by shark near Santa Barbara

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 3:06 pm
by Aloha
tomerp wrote:
wjb wrote:Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces.
Consider becoming a script writer for horror films
And that Peter Benchley and Carl Gottlieb certainly did

Re: Surfer killed by shark near Santa Barbara

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 3:39 pm
by sloughslut
How did they know the girl in jaws had dandruff? :character-jaws: (they found her head and shoulders on the beach)

Re: Surfer killed by shark near Santa Barbara

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 6:33 pm
by SFPete
Script writer? Benchley? Come on, that was 100% Robert Shaw - one of the best movie ad libs of all time.