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Drama at Wadell today?

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 11:44 am
by sc-surfer
guidoz wrote:so, seriously what happened? I wanna know now, so curious ;-) Is it maybe about that guy who might have hit that other guy? ;-)
Might be…

Re: Drama at Wadell today?

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 12:24 pm
by friggin old guy
So here's the scoop:

Some guy carpooled to Waddell. As soon as he got there, people started yelling at him. The yelling increased when he took out his mutant directional with boots and gojoe. He blew up his yellow Cabrinha, laid out his lines in a way that totally screwed everybody up, and then went back to his borrowed car to have lunch and change into his wetsuit. Yelling increased. Nobody would launch him so he self-launched it and got yarded. It took him a while to get into the directional with boots, so people were yelling at him for messing up the inside transition area. Finally he made it out, but was totally freaked out by a giant red patch that he thought was seal blood. Actually, it was whale poop, but he was so upset that he ate it right in the middle of the the stuff, and he ended up inhaling the flocculent fecal flume.

And that's not all.

He ran into somebody on the way back in, his kite hindenburged and he took out 5 other kiters in the process. More yelling. Finally he gets back in, but nobody would land him. He brings it down between two guys, but neither of them grab it, kite gets away and he gets completely yarded again. Now he starts yelling at the two guys. Everybody is yelling. The tourists are frightened. Whales hear the yelling and they become frightened. More flumes. 49ers are handed their worst loss in years.

I might have missed something, but that's what went down. It was ugly.

Drama at Wadell today?

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 12:43 pm
by sc-surfer
friggin old guy wrote:So here's the scoop:

Some guy carpooled to Waddell. As soon as he got there, people started yelling at him. The yelling increased when he took out his mutant directional with boots and gojoe. He blew up his yellow Cabrinha, laid out his lines in a way that totally screwed everybody up, and then went back to his borrowed car to have lunch and change into his wetsuit. Yelling increased. Nobody would launch him so he self-launched it and got yarded. It took him a while to get into the directional with boots, so people were yelling at him for messing up the inside transition area. Finally he made it out, but was totally freaked out by a giant red patch that he thought was seal blood. Actually, it was whale poop, but he was so upset that he ate it right in the middle of the the stuff, and he ended up inhaling the flocculent fecal flume.

And that's not all.

He ran into somebody on the way back in, his kite hindenburged and he took out 5 other kiters in the process. More yelling. Finally he gets back in, but nobody would land him. He brings it down between two guys, but neither of them grab it, kite gets away and he gets completely yarded again. Now he starts yelling at the two guys. Everybody is yelling. The tourists are frightened. Whales hear the yelling and they become frightened. More flumes. 49ers are handed their worst loss in years.

I might have missed something, but that's what went down. It was ugly.

Yep. That's exactly how I heard it. Thanks for clearing it up. :-)

Re: Drama at Wadell today?

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 12:52 pm
by sloughslut
was it a yellow cagina or? I was hang gliding and saw everything

Re: Drama at Wadell today?

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 1:27 pm
by mikelu
sloughslut wrote:was it a yellow cagina or? I was hang gliding and saw everything
HMMM.. If phil was hangliding could it be Phil pooh or Whale pooh!!!!

Re: Drama at Wadell today?

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 2:54 pm
by sloughslut

Re: Re: Drama at Wadell today?

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 5:13 pm
by buckidge
friggin old guy wrote: I might have missed something, but that's what went down. It was ugly.
Turns out this same guy went on to break the Salsa Code later that night too.:x

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Re: Drama at Wadell today?

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 5:53 pm
by friggin old guy
Now I'm REALLY disgusted. Flocculent fecal plumes and salsa......that's just wrong.

Re: Re: Drama at Wadell today?

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 7:15 pm
by le noun
buckidge wrote:
friggin old guy wrote: I might have missed something, but that's what went down. It was ugly.
Turns out this same guy went on to break the Salsa Code later that night too.:x

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We are not allowed to joke about the salsa code on this forum anymore. :mrgreen:

Re: Re: Drama at Wadell today?

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 8:07 pm
by OliverG
le noun wrote:
buckidge wrote:
friggin old guy wrote: I might have missed something, but that's what went down. It was ugly.
Turns out this same guy went on to break the Salsa Code later that night too.:x

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We are not allowed to joke about the salsa code on this forum anymore. :mrgreen:
haha...of course you can, I think the timing was wrong before with about 20 jokes in a row about it right before a party or something like that...c'mon...