Flyin' a Motherf*cking Kite (sing along)
Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2012 10:13 pm
(lyrics below sung to the tune of Motherf*cking Bike by Sons of Science)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgCqz3l33kU[/video]
Finished my lessons, where do I go now?
Sherman? Bodega? Got me a GoJoe.
Impact vest and a Craig's List kite...
Hope I remember how to run my lines right
My seat harness is ready to raunch...
When I give a thumbs up for a super hot launch
Send my kite for a nice broad reach...
But forgot to pull my safety and got dragged across the beach
Flyin' a motherf*cking kite
Stayed upwind with the 3rd Ave crew...
Sonny set me straight when I showed up and was new
GoPro vids under the bridge at Crissy...
Fog shut down the wind and the Coast Guard had to get me
Flyin' a motherf*cking kite
Lost my straps, don't need no vices...
Gonna post on the forum 'bout the carpool crisis
Bitching and complaining about Waddell on a weekend...
Takes some time to get there when you're so far inland
Bulldog sez: "Straps will be relics of history"...
Stuck his foot in his mouth, probably didn't mean to dis me
Strapped, strapless, make your bottom turn glide...
We can all have fun together - just get out and ride!
Flyin' a motherf*ucking kite
(post your own verse below)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgCqz3l33kU[/video]
Finished my lessons, where do I go now?
Sherman? Bodega? Got me a GoJoe.
Impact vest and a Craig's List kite...
Hope I remember how to run my lines right
My seat harness is ready to raunch...
When I give a thumbs up for a super hot launch
Send my kite for a nice broad reach...
But forgot to pull my safety and got dragged across the beach
Flyin' a motherf*cking kite
Stayed upwind with the 3rd Ave crew...
Sonny set me straight when I showed up and was new
GoPro vids under the bridge at Crissy...
Fog shut down the wind and the Coast Guard had to get me
Flyin' a motherf*cking kite
Lost my straps, don't need no vices...
Gonna post on the forum 'bout the carpool crisis
Bitching and complaining about Waddell on a weekend...
Takes some time to get there when you're so far inland
Bulldog sez: "Straps will be relics of history"...
Stuck his foot in his mouth, probably didn't mean to dis me
Strapped, strapless, make your bottom turn glide...
We can all have fun together - just get out and ride!
Flyin' a motherf*ucking kite
(post your own verse below)